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real customer testimonials:

"I hope for your own sake you someday learn what kindness is"

"I never want to talk to you, see you, hear you, know of you, again. The damage you have dealt to my mental health is insanely high."

"I don't want to spend another minute with a racist person like you"

"[...] you really are an asshole tho, [...] and i don't know why your ass decides this, especially when half of your friendgroup is queer. grow the fuck up."

"did your mother fuck too many guys? are you just an amalgamation of a bunch of dudes[sic] sperm"

"no wonder you have like 4 friends :unamused:"

"you're too far gone"

"I don't like [cynic] anymore"

"you dont act or think like a normal person does and I dont know if it is a result of insanity or just lack of social skills"