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still warm site | old site | older site | olderer site | really quite old site | unfortunately, there is little record of my middle school web antics. c'est la vie.

that last cycle lasted no time at all.

it's amazing, the ego-building powers of having an outlet that nobody ever reads. you have punchlines, and you NEED to get them out there, despite "out there" being practically nowhere. meanwhile, you're under a compulsion to do something other than putting it LITERALLY nowhere.

somehow, writing to /dev/null is more cathartic than just not writing anything at all. what a shitty system.

anyway, Mother of Learning is a 2900 page piece of fiction centered mostly around being nice to your little sister. take Kirielle to Cyoria, Zorian. 9/10.

advise your friends and family to not purchase domains or create websites. it is both harmful and addictive.

The Perfect Run was a great way to waste my gosh darn time about having a cute marxist-leninist childhood friend hooked on antidepressants privilege. Take Len off SSRIs, Ryan. 5/10.

Project Hail Mary was a fun story about being a servile coward sticking by the only person to ever make friends with you. science-shaped words are interspersed. Take Rocky to Erid, Grace. 6.5/10.

Synecdoche, New York was a great movie about hiding from the world in a labyrinth of your own creation, probably. don't quote me on that i'm no ebert. Take a look at the calendar and see what you've missed, Caden. 9.5/10

Quote of the Session:
i actually read quite a lot, the problem is that all i read is kpop girl penis fanfics on ao3
~ Anonymous